The List has arrived!

        The List is alive and it changes, mainly grows.

-I'm the Robot Super Lover Boy
-This is the end, smash your PC's
-RAWR means 'I love you' in dinosaur
-You can't spell 'Slaughter' without 'Laughter'
-You can't spell 'Bitching' without I.T.
-I'm big in Japan
-There's a sticker on my head, says 'Not for Kids'
-I'm the Devil's Clockwork Toy
-If someone asks what you're doing, tell them, "I'm re-triangulating the vectors," and they'll nod knowingly
-Profane Geometry
-If the god's omniscient, then it's a pervy god
-My Mind's at Large!
-The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill me
-Three Mad Wise Men, bearing Murder and Frankincense
-I'm starting a band, just me
-We are being digested by an amoral universe
-I am here to cleanse the Spirit of the Earth. Now, where are the Nukes?
-If you had 3-ft long chopsticks for hands, how would you eat? Ask the person next to you to help and then help them
-How you feelin', my freaky people?!
-Laura l'immortelle
-Beware the be-turtlenecked death squads
-I have Multiple Personality Disorder. One of them is an Elf and he needs food, badly.
-If I wanted to, I could sue a fucking octopus
-A Midsummer Night's Day-camp
-Future Science Jesus
-...And the I went to Hell
-Tonight we nom in heck!
-this is cake town
-The Pet Rock Graveyard
-Milkman Conspiracy
-I am from the nTH dimension
-This Man and his Army
-Kidnapping dogs and sacrificing them during our Black Masses at Dennys
-Erotic Toast
-For Great Justice!
-omnis moriar
-All will Conform to my ideals of Individuality!
-I went to Dunwhich. Dunwhich Acres. They sell sausage and pancakes. They aren't very good
-Global Mediasphere
-Reality Hacking (for Fun and Prophet)
-Karma Monster
-Dr. A. Benway
-Things that recall the existence of Lain
-It's my New Earthly Passion
-VMAT2_A33050C=god
-Homo-Technicus
-Toys of Mass Destruction
-23
-Witchcraft Club
-Gun Jazz
-Hi-Tech Black Magic
-Zombie Meme's on the attack!
-Buddha Machines
-Gold Machine Elves
-Beat Slaves Raver Collective
-Liquid Reality
-Book Eater
-Perkigoth
-The Code of Love
-The Vivid Continuous Dream
-The 7 Virtues are Humility, Generosity, Love, Kindness, Self Control, Faith, Zeal
-Karmachanics
-Comic Books, Candy & Porn
-Relish it!
-I am inside the Head of the Machine
-Apocalypse of Me
-934texas
-See Jane bring the pain and run Dick run
-I'm on a fuck-date with destiny
-...Or I will burn your brain from the inside
-The world as we see it is an illusion, created by something that doesn't love us
-Hindu's will agitate against the forces of BBQ
-Rubber Monster Death Kill
-I adore small children, but could never eat a whole one
-Mommy & I Are One
-He's like New Jersey with teeth
-Slave to Silicon
-Its like fantasizing about masturbating because you're to lazy to do it
-Thought Wars
-Dr. Toon
-An object at rest cannot be stopped
-Its good to hear caned laughter from people who are probably dead
-That thing went off like it was mad
-As a member of the Kare Bear Mafia
-Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF All My Base Are Belong To You
-DDR for the Future!
-A Rap God from beyond the Moon
-Party like a Bitch from Hell
-I am the Sofa King!
-These Eyes can do more than see
-Evil spelled backwards is Live
-You think I'm acting, but I'm not
-I was afraid we hit the Lemon Singularity
-I'm really really into my cat. Like really into my cat...
-Can't sleep, clowns will eat me
-If I had a nickel for every orgasm that has been faked for the Lifetime network, I'd be able to afford a fucking TIVO
-I take the muffins in the bathroom with me just grant them a horrifying glimpse of what awaits them in the Muffin Afterlife. I am the Cthulhu of Muffins
-It's like LSD... ON ACID!
-Kool-Aid Flavored Milk?!?
-Are we still Nazi Scientologist Historians with Mind Control staplers?
-If you name your child Malice McNasty, 9 times out of 10, they'll grow up to be a supervillian
-You Don't Understand
-Oprah Winfrey is an Elder God
-vereor scientia
-Tentacles! Tentacles! Tentacles!
-The man behind the counter was The Impostor!
-I am Full of Joyful!
-The Cake is Real
-The Bun is in your Mind
-In the Grim Darkness of Hello Kitty, there is only War
-Pride Flags are really covers for Dark, Evil Purposes
-You must feel joy!
-I Rule You!